I have been a 90s haze all month.


reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.


do it plssss i’m so fucking bored

I’ve started using this self tanning lotion.

Here’s to hoping I no longer look like I rolled around in baby powder.



On the set of Avengers 2, you hear a shouting in the distance. The cast pauses, wondering what’s going on, and why set security hasn’t stopped this disturbance. It’s only then that they see what’s happening; Anthony Mackie has arrived on set bellowing “CAPTAIN AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” as he runs past Chris Evans, completely nude, and steals the shield never to be seen again that day.

And Chris has to hold both boobs because he’s laughing so hard

Today is just not a good day.


reminder a lot of people have this show up on their dash and it does remind them to eat after genuinely forgetting to so thank you for this